O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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