I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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