i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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