he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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