I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
