Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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