The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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