she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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