I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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