Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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