Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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