I'm so fucking centered right now
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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