I puked a lego.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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