There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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