No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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