two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Bring me that man meat
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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