oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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