Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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