Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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