your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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