do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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