just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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