how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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