it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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