may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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