so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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