Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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