Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
