Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
only you would photoshop your dick
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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