# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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