that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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