I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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