He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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