...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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