Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I understand Curling. That high.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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