thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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