No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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