He uses pillows to masturbate.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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