just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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