I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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