If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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