I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
