would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
