You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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