; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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