come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He kissed a someone with a penis
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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