I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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