That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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