I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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