you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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