i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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